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The German football game is accessed after a referee bitten his nuts from a child

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sourceA German football against the lower shot between FC Taxi II and Rot-Webs Mulheim III ended under painful circumstances, with referee Stefan Kahler giving up the match before even blowing his pipe.

When he checked the players before the game, a child ran one of the players towards him and bit him in the testicles. He grabbed himself – and probably in quite a lot of pain – when he had no choice but to recall the game. In the two clubs, your match will be postponed later in the season.

In his referee report, Kahler said: “As I checked the ID of the FC Taxi Players, a small child did warm -up exercises next to the players. He came closer and closer to me, then suddenly – to my complete surprise – gave me a sharp bite in my left testicles.

The last thing I want to do here is the victim's fault. But at the same time … you just have to have a better awareness if you are near children. Because if there is a few children around, there is a good chance that at least one of them will have a shitty group of parents who let their child get away with everything and everything.

Some children will step into the shin legs. Others will bite you into the back of the knees. And from time to time they come across an absolute demon spawn that bites them directly into the nuts. You have to treat children exactly as they would do if they went to a pit bull. You want to hope that you are calm and well stunned, but you have to stay careful because there is always a chance that you are not out of your damn spirit.

As an ancillary care, I need to know what these children did in the field. I know that all top tier all around the world usually go a few small children with the players in front of the announcements and hymns and everything on the field. But I'm pretty sure that this was like an 8th Tier League in Germany. Something tells me that these boys only have to bring their children into play because the teams do not offer childcare and their wife works their actual job.

@Jordiegarstool