My Petty Wrepe: Why can't I boot my Freeloading children from Netflix when I finally have time? | Life and style

Netflix could solve this problem if I only had a large red button to cut my children. Like not Strictly speaking Nuke. But yes, blow this freeloading teenager from Netflix whenever I choose.

Such a beautiful, Almighty button should only be in the app of the main account owner, you should know, the person who pays the monthly bill. In my case Moi.

A Netflix bomb would bring a wonderful end to the cut moments in which my wife and I sit and watch a little of what we are watching. Parents are not shows. They swivel life and streamers for uninterrupted minutes.

The dance has cruelty. My Standard Netflix subscription enables access to two screens. But no matter, Netflix opens the door and leaves it in. Our show shimmers in the carousel. I click on it and punched it seductively. Then the stomach beat: “screen limit. Too many people are currently using their account. “

One of the teenagers is probably in their bedroom and facetiming, while some shows play wastingly in the background. Another perpetrator could be in the shower, call in a plastic bag in a cutting plastic and watch gossip girl as you have her hair shampoos shampoos.

In my Oppenheimer dreams I press the button and a mushroom cloud takes over your screens and cuts a black sopranos-inspired nothing.

But I don't have the button. Instead, I change the password of my Netflix account and smile back in and smile, as a confused youth calls over something that is crooked with the WLAN that comes down the hallway and crashes from a final door.