Canada flights to Florida can fall. Thanks Trump

News: Air Canada has announced that the next month will cut some flights to Florida and other popular US goals.

The airline expects travelboy cottages from Canadians who annoy new tariffs about the threats of the Trump government and talk about attaching the sovereign country as a 51st state.

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Dear people in Canada:

How are you what?

Do you need a break? Play the daily crossword of the USA today.

I know. I know. I understand it. You are disappointed by us again. We were, as you may express it, “a bunch of hosers”.

And now you want to strike back by spending your hard -earned dollars and 10% in any other point.

I admit that we Americans were not a good neighbor on our common continent. We acquired their best comedians and rock stars while we monetized their miraculous Wonderbra finding. And last year the Florida Panthers, a team from the iconless part of America, won their beloved Hockey Cup.

This is a “sick combustion”, as the young people who cannot afford in Florida are happy to say.

Trump expires on Canada. We're sorry.

We already had a lot of suffering in our treatment from you and then we recently did something incomprehensible: Donald Trump again voting as president.

What has come in us? Right? It is also a mystery to me.

It is still early, but all the signs are that Trump was almost as bad in them as in us.

He has it in his head to tear down Canadians. He actually believes that everyone tears us off. But he really set it up for you and says that you shake $ 200 billion every year.

Trump not only selected her for abuse, but also started mocking her prime minister Justin Trudeau by called him “governor”.

“Many Canadians want Canada to be the 51st state,” wrote Trump online. “You would massively tax and save military protection. I think it's a great idea. 51. State !!! “

Yes, he wants to devour your country.

He posted a computer -generated picture of him online, which stood next to the Canadian flag while looking at a mountain in Canada in Canada, but is really the Matterhorn, a famous summit in the Swiss Alps.

(Someone should warn people in Switzerland.)

I would not be surprised by the way things are developing if Trump quickly announced in the next week that the name of St. Lawrence Seaway will be changed to Ivanka's street.

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So we do not accuse you of fighting against us. We gave them more than enough reason to be concerned and insulted.

Another US state will not repair their cold winter, but it will be grabbed their right to health care, their reasonable weapon regulations and their generous, exemplary spirit of accepting people as they are, which unfortunately very un-Americans are now.

Go Canada! I celebrate your boycott on several levels.

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The complete disclosure forces me to add that I have been a lawyer for fewer Canadian visitors in the winter months as a full -time inhabitant in Florida.

Don't understand the wrong idea. You are beautiful people. And if it were only you who flocked here in the winter months, it would be different. But we are somehow full of New York at this time of year – and they are not receptive to suggestions.

We could advise you to go and you would only say: “Who ax ya?” But I think you are nice enough to take a hint and be pushed around.

So I am not surprised that you are already taking the hint by traveling from you due to Trump's stupid bullying.

The good news for you is that you have chosen a great year to skip Florida. We have a large Red Tide episode on the west coast of Florida from Tampa to the Florida Keys. Wash dead fish on the shore of the golf.

If things get worse there, Trump will probably return it in his original name Golf of Mexico.

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Sure, you will miss these baseball games from Toronto Blue Jays in Dunedin. By March 27, the Blue Jays will be back in the Rogers Center in Toronto on the opening day against the Baltimore Orioles and their long winter will be in the past two months.

I suspect that this Trump interplay will only be one of these dark chapters in the otherwise rosy relationships between our two countries.

Canada flights to Florida can fall. Thanks Trump

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