Top activities for subclasses on the Green Beer Day

If you are an unfortunate soul under the age of 21 that will be trapped on campus during the Green Beer Day (GBD), the Fomo can be difficult to prevent. If you have not unlocked the GBD cheat code that I did last year (where you stick to a place that can legally participate in the celebrations), you may have the feeling that you are not lucky. As someone who has (hardly) survived a GBD without liquid, I see myself as an expert to survive this difficult time. Lean back, relax and enjoy my incredible advice on what to do during the GBD.

Go to class

In the perhaps the most revolutionary idea that this list adorns, you could simply go to the class that you (or father and mother) paid for you good business to take part. This would be a great opportunity to meet your professor because you will both be the only people in the room. If you are lucky, your professor will give you a little additional recognition.

If this is not the case, you will only have a very uncomfortable conversation (and maybe a pop quiz or an exam). Going to teach is an extremely safe and intelligent decision. It is easy to stay productive, even if your competition drinks (although we are honest, Dork will also be in class).

Sit in your dormitory and cry

I would say this is the most popular choice for subclasses. While you can go to class, you can sit in your room with this option (like every other day). But this day would be a little more special. Yes, you will scroll for hours on Tikok, but this time you will feel the most intense fomo of your life.

As we all know, the only most important thing in life is the ability to drink green beer on a accidental Thursday in March. The existential fear that they consider indescribable, but at least they are not arrested in the city center.

Make a funny activity with your friends

This is by far the best activity on paper. You could train, go on a hike, go shopping or make a hobby you have. Wait … Do you want to tell me that you don't have hobbies o ra -personality outside of the day drinking? Well, I don't know what to tell you. Continue to the next thing.

Go home early for spring break

My recommendation for you newcomers – go home. When you travel home, you can beat traffic, possibly save money for flights and your family appear as if you were not a terrible degenerate. If you live in one place that is much cooler than in the middle of nowhere Ohio, you can brag about how cool your home is with all friends of the high school students! Overall a very solid option.

Although it is not ideal, there are a few options for subclasses to have a safe and pleasant green beer day. Regardless of which way you believe that you are best for you, please take one of my recommendations. The Oxford Crime Report was too long as in this semester.

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