Waiting with Love Meghan is painful. I want these 'tips' now!

I know that she has her critics. I know some people think: choose this woman specifically so that everyone takes the piss? Does she consult Gwyneth Paltrow? But that's not me. I want these “tips”. This cake will not sprinkle with edible flowers, right? I have made tons of cheeks over the years and no cake ever has or will ever do it. I accuse Mary Berry, who never showed us how to do it. A dust of sugar crysters is all you get with Mary Berry. Oh, whoopee-do. And people say this show is not needed?

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Also remember “everyone is invited”, so don't tell me that it is not “assignable”. I can relate. I can imagine that celebrities dive around. I can see that I serve Mindy Kaling in a borrowed cuisine covered with lush peony. I can see that even though I don't know who Mindy Kaling is. I can see how she separates the peony and says to me: “This must be one of the most glamorous moments of my life.” (“It was nothing, mindy!”; “Remember who are you?”). As soon as I have all the “tips” and the “tricks” – there are “tips” And “Tricks”; You can't say that Netflix does not get the value of the money. If no mindy ever appears, don't worry because it is not as if someone else is being released. Just my little joke. I think it would be very difficult not to fire anyone. Between my debris and being accompanied again. So much to do out there. This honey will not collect.

The trailer only offers insights into what will come, but everything she says is a chord.

“I always loved to take something ordinary and increase it,” she says, and I felt a bit bad for Prince Harry when I heard her, but probably ran it past him? And you had a good laugh about it? When she didn't make the leaves or bees or jams? (These glasses will not terminate themselves). I am very interested in mastering this art, because I prefer to have the gift to take something increased and to make them appear, especially when it comes to clothing. (The same Agnès B dress as a particularly elegant friend of mine was one of me saddest Moments of my life, I will tell Mindy.) I have a lot to learn and do you know what? I am ready to learn. But when it comes to “surprising people with moments they know that I think of them”, I already have it in my hand. I recently spoke to an old aunt on the phone and then surprised her with a hand delivery of Senokot because she had announced that she had some problems in this department. There are no flies on me and if I gave it, I would probably have to dismiss someone for it. Like my Fly swatting person.

And finally, they remember that not only “everyone is invited”, but “everyone is invited to create a miracle at every moment”. My old aunt prays that she will soon have her moment and if you are not wondering – and I would also hope to gratitude – I don't know what to do. I assume I could just fire her. If that were my style.

An undesirable house from the house

Lately, there have been some discussions on the letter page about which items home sellers remove before moving out. There are the usual things (of course light bulbs) and the special (LOO roll holder) and so on.

But what if the opposite happens? And you leave ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶p̶ Witness behind it? A house that I once moved into was not only horrificly dirty, but there were also trash cans of ̶c̶r̶a̶p̶ -sesses, probably no longer left anywhere. One was full of S&M equipment and I had my mother (88 back then) with me. “Why should someone have handcuffs?” she asked. “I think he may have been a policeman,” I said hastily. “And the whip?” “A assembled policeman, maybe?”

The seller also left a destroyed kitchen table and chairs, a destroyed, stained sofa, old dresses in the tailored wardrobes and old food in an old fridge that I said about. In addition, the basement with the Detritus building was full to the edge. Readers, I cried.

As I now know, this is not considered a “empty possession” and he was therefore in the breach of contract. I gave him the opportunity to remove his articles before I paid for a company and sent him the bill, and he appeared with a van a few days later. “I'll keep that,” I didn't say when I handed it over The Bag. It took about a week for the place to even be clean and my mother, unfortunately, was too distracted to help. “A assembled policeman … why collar and chain?” Also a dog dealer, mom. Isn't it obvious?

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